because I'd rather post than study for the exams that will determine my future
so there are a lot of people here at the law school that claim to be lazy. the "oh i haven't worked out in three days, i'm so lazy" or the "i haven't finished reading our torts assignment" people. as someone who is truly lazy(and i have witnesses to back me up) these people are missing what being lazy really is.lazy is a way to live your lifestyle. its not minor setback in plan for the day. heck i workout everyday almost and i'm still lazy. how does that work? well i workout (a) because its easy since the place is really close (b) all it entails is my legs being moved by an elliptical while i listen to my ipod and (c) you still get credit for making use of your time.
here's the thing, lazy people are not bored people, lazy people are not the ones who are behind in assignments, lazy people are the people who would rather lie down than sit down.
example of laziness: instead of climning into your lofted bed to sleep, you fall down asleep on a half inflated bean bag. you do this not once, or after a really long day, but for an extended period of time regardless of busy your day was(and it generally wasn't busy unless you count heading to blockbuster and the gyro place a major event)
another example: lying on the floor watching tv with, oh let's say, your roommate. your roomate tells you to change the channel. instead of picking up the remote and changing the channel, you roll your body just enough so the remote ends up being closer to your roomate than to you. it is now your roommates responsibility to change the channel.
aight time to study. pray for me.


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but hey, at least you're good in bed!!! good luck on finals honey!
everything I know about being lazy I learned from you and lala.
laziness is a quality that one is simply born with. down with the pretenders. actually, i'm too lazy to care. natasha: youll kick ass on exams!! my hands are cold.
did i actually change the channel. i think thats how we ended up watching lifetime movies. two almost equal forces of laziness resulting in stalemate that manifested in the invisible daughter movie.
hilarious.
bow down to natasha and lala- the queens of ultimate laziness.
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