an open letter to the undergrads of the school up north
SHUT UP! SHUT UP, SHUT UP,SHUT UP,SHUT UP! I can't believe you don't shut up!look, i'm sure that one hour multiple choice final for your american folklore class really has you crapping in your pants with fright, but for the love of god shut off your damn cell phones, pick up you nonfat starbucks mocha latte and ipod, take your three chatty friends who "just stopped by to check up on you" and get your sweatpants with the word MICHIGAN stretched across the butt wearing ass the hell out of my library!
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I usually throw stuff at the those type of people. Usually they start giggling right when I'm about to understand some concept or figure out the hard part of a problem and then its lost forever. After your exam you might think about driving around the bars at last call to throw slushies at them when they are trying to get home drunk.
i hear you..omg...i hear you..i haev become the finals b----...and i hate girls, namely undergrad girls. also annoying, are the 2L and 3L boys who hit on the 1L girls during their study breaks...also annoying are the professors who keep shoving crap down your throat...also annoying is your 2L classmate who spent just a litttle too long in tanning booth, who has "blonde" hair and a 4 carat diamond ring....anyone that has a four carat diamond ring should not be in law school, as they have already made it in life...and their presence in our world is really really obnoxious.
k, sorry. miss you love, almost there!
i love and miss you too. i think i'm losing my mind and can see that you clearly have already lost yours. you rock. those undergrads are stupid. and you're pretty and smart. because you have the best seat in the house. and that is special. very very special. (here its mostly me thats shushed because of my extreme ADD, but it doesn't say michigan across my ass, though there is room for entire 50 states) did i mention that you're cool. also, you rock.
huda,
do you hate the random 3rd year engineering students who study on the the second floor of the law library because they are hoping to escape the drudgery of main?
no i don't mind engineering students..because they're boys...there is just something sooo frekin' annoying about girls around finals time...i don't know..sorry, im a hater..plus the engineering kids are studying something difficult..not fashion 101..and i doubt they are there to snag a hot lawyer husband...namely because if there is such a thing..it is not to be found at our sad little school...
hahahaha- i have no school- so i went and read a for-fun book at the coffee shop and watched all the georgetown students cry over finals. ;) (but i have no ring- so don't be hatin' on me)
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