Mayberry on Meth
I have to go back to traffic court today. I recieved a ticket in this little hick town outside of Cinci which ordered me to attend "mayor's court" which is a room in their town hall/police station/discotheque/ice cream social building. Aside from every "govt" official being an ex-cop the place just gave off that creepy southern small town vibe. Cases that were heard while I was at the first sessinon of Mayor's Court:1) man AND wife issued operator citations at same time. case was moved to the big city court!
2) boy destroyed 5000 in property while drunk. case brought down to pointless violation after urging of greasy small town lawyer.
3) man was cited for not having a valid license. man explained he didn't have valid ohio license at the time, apologized for only having valid north carolina license. apparently the cops in said small town think the only real license is an ohio license. case was dismissed
Why am i going back to the bi-monthly mayor's court? well aside from shits and giggles, my cop didn't show up. in any other place in this country this means i should win - in crazy bufu arlington hts it means the cop gets a "continuance." what?! he couldn't tear himself away from all those meth lab raids and now i have drag my ass back to deliverance country. lord i hate the popos, always trying to keep a sister down.
2 Comments:
Hahahahaha, lol @ #3!!
Wow, what a sentence I have here. I am only writing this third sentence to make sure I still know how to write in English.
but your lawyerly connections saved you this time! im impressed. but more impressed by cheese on a stick. come back to deliverance country on wednesday to watch ricky bobby. hopefully it wont be as damned depressing as clerks. but with its fair share of inter (trans?) species erotica. (i kid. yuck. double yuck.)
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